Brad and the Chocolate Factory

I suppose it's apt that when Brad tried on my new sunglasses (went for the $15 pair from Le Chateau over the $150 Versace ones I randomly wanted for 2 hours) that he looked like Johnny Depp in his role as Willy Wonka. I mean this is the guy who told me excitedly on Valentine's Day about how he was going to be outside the grocery store door the next morning for marked down chocolate left over from the previous day's fabricated 'holiday'. Anyways, as that (in?)famous ABC commercial goes... I can't tell the difference can you tell the difference? And, for good measure I've included a picture of how Brad has no butt, not the lack of "shelf" (even while pulling his pants to try to "accentuate" one). Oh cameras are fun....