maudit!

hahaha look.

My favourite part:

Other public servants reached for comment - those who weren't crying under their desks - confirmed the report's findings. "I can swear at a 'C' level, but I hate to say, not too many of my underlings can, estie de calice," said Myles Happenruff, Deputy Minister for the federal Department of Roughage. "Even though it's explicitly stated in many of their job descriptions that they have to be able to curse like a Chicoutimi dockworker, most of the Anglos I deal with just don't measure up."

and, as I feared I might if I didn't quite finish before I put my favourite part....

this part is also funny:

"You have to make the effort. If these old English folks can't learn to speak French, they could at least learn how to swear in it. After all, if you can cuss in a language, you can get by, even if you can't say another word," said Sacrement. "The only thing my grandfather could say in English was 'fuck you all,' and he was elected to Parliament as the MP for Medicine Hat for eight consecutive terms."